Jokes (with and for old people)

When a woman I know turned 99 years old, I went to her birthday party and took some photos. A few days later, I took the whole batch of prints to her so she could choose her favorite.

"Good Lord!" she said as she was flipping through them. "I look as if I'm a hundred!"

Submitted by: Mary, LA

Caller: Congratulations, sir! You've just won a series of dancing lessons at Arthur Murray's Studio.

Grandpa: I'm much too old for dancing lessons. Why I'm 90 years old!

Caller: Oh, no, we have many senior citizens here.

Grandpa: Well, in that case hold the line and I'll ask my father if he's interested.

Submitted by: Anonimous

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.

The second lady chimed in, Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I am on my way up or on my way down.

The third one responded, Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood. She rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them, That must be the door, I'll get it!

Submitted by: Bonnie, 67, London

"There are many times when it we didn't laugh, we would be crying."
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Nobel Peace Laureate

Smile.
Think to something funny.
Think to a joke.
Giggle.
Chortle.
Chuckle.
Let out a loud guffaw!
Yes, now you are refreshed.

Neuroscientists and psychologists seems to descovered the greatest panacea ever: laughter. Recent studies revealed the huge benefits of laughter:

reduce the blood presure
reduce chances of heart attacks & strockes
increase your capabilities to process information
highly increase your inteligence

So, what are you waiting for? Laught! Louder!
Be happy and healthly at the same time. It's so easy!

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